We’re Late for School!
But if it earns us a detention with a certain snarky professor…

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Content for this episode:

This is Snapecast - (00:00)
Voice: Chris
- Soundbyte: Alan Rickman, Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone

Introduction - (00:58)
Hosts: Rachael, Rose, Wendy
- Rose recounts her whirlwind tour of all three HP conventions this summer including real silver does, Snape gangs, Draperies, and ship missionaries
- Overall opinion of the new HBP release date: we would’ve preferred socks
- Coming up in this show…

The Snape Report - (20:25)
Announcer: Jonathan
- the silver lining behind the HBP release date move is that the 2009 HPEF convention Azkatraz has already secured a special showing for the conference attendees!
- while you’re waiting (and waiting) for the HBP movie, you can check out this YouTube spoof. Be warned, though, there’s a conspicuous absence of Snape
- The Huffington Post reports that DanRad’s naked bum is to blame for the new HBP release date. Well, what can’t be blamed on DanRad’s naked bum?
- the wine isn’t elf-made, but Snapefans might still want to check out Alan Rickman’s new movie, Bottle Shock
- Rickmaniacs, let your voice be heard! Sign the petition to get a wax figure of Alan placed in Madam Tussauds of London
- artist Hever has created a one-of-a-kind potions bottle with a faux bronze Snape bust
- yet another hilarious spoof to tide us over ’til next summer, Harry Potter and the Deadly Abridgment by Mr. Frisket
- Alan Rickman talks about Harry Potter: the Musical and Harry Potter porn in an interview he gave last year to Musical Talk

Live from SnapeFest: the Snape Divide - (24:02)
Moderator: Becca
Panelists: Beth (), Seema (), Amy ()
- identifying the Snape Divide and ways to cross it

Top Ten - (1:09:50)
Voice: Rose
- Top Ten reasons why Warner Brothers delayed the release of Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince

This Slytherin Life - (1:12:26)
Announcer: Becca
Essayist: Megan Delia
- How Snape came into focus
- “The Twenty” by Lenya Rountree

Fanfic Review: Fic - (1:17:49)
Announcer: Meagan
Reader: Gina
- “Ever More Tightly Bound” by Thevina

Fanfic Review: Roundtable - (1:31:23)
Panel: Shannon, Rachael, Gina
- we love Missing Moments fic!
- the significance of Snape and blood
- canon vs. fanon

Closing - (1:52:52)
Hosts: Rachael, Rose, Wendy
- Snarky needs to earn his keep! Please send us owlpost!
- reasons to share your Snape-ing with us
- stay tuned for Episode 30

Potions Master Blues - (1:56:06)
Wrockers: The Prefect Project
- thank you, Prefects! You wrock!

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Transcripts
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Music    

Opening

- Lara St John, Bach Violin Concertos: 01-BWV 1041 : I. Allegro

The Snape Report

– music by Allan Horn, “Newscast”

Live from SnapeFest

- Lara St. John, Bach Violin Concertos: 07-BMV 1043:I. Vivace

Top Ten

- Nicholas Hooper, Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix: 13-
Umbridge Spoils a Beautiful Morning

This Slytherin Life

- Chris Harvey, Otherwake: 01-Tensor

Fanfic Review: Roundtable

- Laurel Zucker, Mozart Flute Quartets: 07-Allegro

Potions Master Blues

- The Prefect Project, Night Rounds: “Potions Master Blues”

Please visit www.magnatune.com to listen to and purchase many of the other fabulous pieces of music you hear on Snapecast. Snape may be evil, but they are not.

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We finally got a big, shiny, high quality UV picture. Click on the image below to see the details…

Yes, Narcissa’s hair is a bit wonky. And I don’t see any elf made wine…

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The Curse of the Halfblood Prince continues with new images of Snape released from the film!

First we have a really nice Snape wand action shot…

And then the infamous Unbreakable Vow scene…

And we have to wait HOW long to see this film?

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In light of today’s announcement that the release of Harry Potter and the Halfblood Prince will be pushed to July 2009, many Snape fen are wondering if the film is cursed. How are we supposed to survive the winter without our Snapey fix?

The official movie web site reflects the change and a rationalization for the move can be found here.

But there is a silver lining on this pair of graying underpants: the new release date coincides with Azkatraz, HPEF’s 2009 conference in San Fransisco. The organizers have arranged tickets at a nearby IMAX for the first midnight showing. For more information check out the announcement here or join the Azkatraz LJ community.

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There’s nothing quite like Snape-ing the day away with fellow fans
to get those snarky juices flowing! As you may have noticed, we
here at Snapecast are still riding high on the energy and excitement
of all the Snapey events this summer. And it appears that we’re not
alone; many Snapefans are experiencing fresh bursts of inspiration
and creativity when it comes to our favourite Greasy Git.

Snapecast would like to invite our listeners to share some of that
inspiration by sending us a This Slytherin Life or Detention
Intervention segment. More than a year after the publication of
Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows, how do you feel about Snape?
What has changed? What hasn’t?

Need some examples? Here are the timestamps for a few segments from previous episodes:

Shannon’s This Slytherin Life: Episode 1, 50:07
Peg Kerr’s This Slytherin Life: Episode 13, 44:43
Chris’s This Slytherin Life: Episode 4, 54:09
Zille’s This Slytherin Life: Episode 10, 31:41
Rachael’s Detention Intervention: Episode 3, 32:45
Laura’s Detention Intervention: Episode 6, 56:32

For more information about content and formatting for This Slytherin
Life and Detention Intervention, please visit our Contribute page. Questions regarding the
recording of your segments may be sent directly to Snapecast’s
Minister of Mixing at becca @ snapecast.com.

We look forward to hearing your Snapey thoughts!

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The Mostly Live One
For those who couldn’t make it to Portus…

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Content for this episode:

Introduction - (0:00)
Hosts: Rachael, Becca, Gina
- Reporting on the Snapey fun of Snapefest
- Special Snapefest Tribute Video: Edited version (5:30), Downloadable Full-Length Version (14:56)
- In which Becca squees (rather loudly) over Snape’s leather jacket.
- Highlights from the Podcast Palooza, Portus, the Art Gallery, and the Swim-Up Bar.
- Rachael narrowly escapes buying a piece of Snape look alike art…

Snapecast Live! - (16:48)
Voice: Chris
Sort of Live Panel: Rachael, Meagan, Becca, Gina, Jeff, Shannon, Rose
Special Guest: Severus Snape
- Soundbyte: Alan Rickman, Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone
- Elf-Made Wine Supplied by Room Service

The Snape Report Special Edition: A Year in the Afterlife - (21:44)
Announcer: Jonathan
Video from Snapefest available here.
News for those who’ve been living under a rock for the past year (Send your news to snapenews@gmail.com)
- JKR’s nefarious plot to end worldwide Snape-ing not successful: Snape lives on!
- In a devious attempt to distract Snapefen from absence of Headmaster portrait, JKR announces Dumbledore is gay.
- Snapefans on LiveJournal settle on name for their collective madness.
- Deleted scenes accompanying OotP DVD not very riveting and definitely not at all Snapey.
- Professor Snape once again snubbed for Wizard of the Month recognition.
- WB’s plan to release DH as two films gives Snapefans twice the chance to get their Snape fix.
- Big-time lawsuit causes hoopla in HP fandom but really has nothing to do with Snape.
- 50+ particularly depraved Snapefen descend on Dallas for a full day of non-stop Snape-ing at Snapefest.

Searching for Snape in All the Wrong Places - (26:25)
Panel: Shannon, Rachael, Becca, Gina, Rose
- Can there ever really be a replacement for Snape?

Owlpost - (38:55)
Panel: Rachael, Shannon, Gina, Rose, Meagan and Snarky
Voice: Munchkin
- In which we ponder what might have been if Snape had been a GIRL
- The younger generation loves Snape too.
- Howlers and e-mail from the Wizarding and Muggle world.

Predictions for Harry Potter & Severus Snape: The Movie The Half-Blood Prince - (51:07)
Panel: Meagan, Becca, Rachael, Rose, Gina, Shannon
- What we expect to see in the next film

Trivia and Audience Q&A - (53:33)
Panel: Rachael, Becca, Meagan, Gina, Shannon, Rose and Severus Snape
Guests: Depraved lunatics in the audience
Voice: Chris

Closing - (1:05:17)
Hosts: Rachael, Becca, Gina
- Check out the Portus/Snapefest Flickr Group
- Stay tuned for Episode 29

Happy Birthday! - (1:08:00)
Voices: Jeff, Meagan
Filkster: Jeff

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